Screwed up part of pacc today..... HW COME THE F****** AMW CAR SO DARN CHEAP?!!!!!
anw its all in the past, i tink i can settle for 80 marks >.< (who am i kidding)
went to BK for study (in actual fact its mainly for lunch and stoning). bought cheese sausage while the two china girls get attracted by Watsons and the artifical comestics there before heading to HongKong cafe makan, and i ordered cheesebaked rice with pork chop (and hw dumb of me to be totally stunned when they served me cheese, rice and a piece of pork chop only) with ice KOPI-O (which taste like KOPI-SUSU!, damn sweet, buaytahan). Went BK, flip flip stare stare tio suan fall into *traps*draw draw tio suan again eat eat stone stone sleep sleep b4 headed back home. and and so many weird things happened on the mrt. the first train that i saw terminated at Yishun so everyone (that sees the sign and hears the announcement) didnt board, the SMRT staff saw it too so didnt bother to check every single cabins.
* Doors closing* *di di di di* *mrt starts to move*
SUDDENLY! bang bang bang, some auntie was banging on the mrt door of the last cabin and ITS FROM INSIDE!! train went past, everyone along with me dropped our jaws and the SMRT staff was happily talking to a commuter, so all diam diam. dunno wat happened to that auntie sia.... feel so bad... Just kidding.
OHYA! i saw a secondary sch *ahbeng* do his maths homework today at BK and he is cfm from upper sec.
red represents the ah beng, blue represents his *smarter* friend (NC16)
Oei, ah boon! 2 divide by 2 hw much?
1 lah. stupid
ok ok. den 1 divide by 1 leh?
OF CUZ 1 LAH!
kk thks.
Oei, ah boon! 2 squareroot 1 hw much?
1 lah, idiot
CB, ask only right? den 2 squareroot 1 times halve(fraction) hw much?
1 lah! *pissed off face*
den halve(fraction) square leh?
1 lah! (without hesitation)
halve square leh? u sure bo?
eh.... wait wait i tink..... like 1 leh. no no one quarter
kk. thks arh.
*turns and smile* * face turn black* OEI! CB! hw come u gt calculator beside u and u still asked me stupid questions!
*look ard* OH, i did brought my calculator, tot i left it in sch...
lol, how much *smarter* can he get?
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